Monday, February 01, 2010

Yes but will it be in 3D?

Calgary, Alta - The Toronto Maple Leafs have officially announced that they will be reprising their role as "the Toronto Maple Leafs" in the upcoming remake of the 1992 sports classic, "Doug Gilmour, Jamie Macoun, Ric Nattress, Kent Manderville and Rick Wamsley for Gary Leeman, Alexander Godynyuk, Jeff Reese, Michel Petit and Craig Berube." The original was a flop on release in Calgary, but found an instant home among critics and audiences alike in Toronto. Studio executives say they are still in talks with the other principle lead from the 1992 flick, the Calgary Flames. The film is being described as a "re-imaging" of the franchise and is tentatively titled "Dion Phaneuf, Fredrik Sjostrom and Keith Aulie for Ian White, Matt Stajan, Niklas Hagman and Jamal Mayers." Sources report that discussions have stalled over the treatment of the Calgary Flames' character, "the Calgary Flames". "Even at the time I was thinking, who wrote this crap?" the Flames are quoted as saying. "That character was so completely unbelievable, what kind of hockey team acts like that?"

2 comments:

general borschevsky said...

Funny stuff.

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